I Apologize.

Right now, I sort of hate the entire male gender.

And I know even as I say that that it's not true. But guys can be such total morons sometimes.

To all you great guys out there:
I apologize for the hiddeous overgeneralizations I'm making right now. And I apologize for your idiotic brothers. And I apologize for not having the nerve to go up and punch some of them right square in their big, loud, moronic, cocky, egotistical mouths.

To all you idiots out there:
I apologize for "ignoring you" when you yell at me from across a gym. I suppose I just don't know how to respond to that kind of flattery. I apologize for not being overwhelmed with attraction when you objectify me. I guess I'm just not really into that. Crazy, I know. I apologize for rolling my eyes at you and biting my tongue so that I don't say something I'll regret later. I apologize for walking away from your stupid comments. I apologize for your lack of intelligence. I apologize for your lack of manners. And I apologize for the fact that any girl who will ever see anything good at all in you will either be just as stupid as you are, or will be so desparate that she just won't care.

To all you girls out there:
I apologize on the behalf of the brainless, deficient, dense, half-witted, imbecilic, inane, meaningless, mindless, simple-minded, thickheaded, trivial, unintelligent, witless troglodytes out there who aren't going to apologize for themselves because they're too busy honking a horn or yelling profanity to care. I hope you realize that there are a few good men out there. You just have to look really hard.


Dang. A girl can't even go to the YMCA without being harassed.

Welcome to America.

And that's all I have to say.