1. When a guy has a girlfriend, that means you should view him as off-limits. Just because you work with him does not mean you are entitled to any special privileges.
2. When said guy is out to dinner with his girlfriend, you should not come and throw yourself into his lap and completely ignore the fact that his girlfriend is sitting in plain sight.
3. You should not begin talking about your problems, and complaining about the various elements of your life that suck, and set him to work folding stupid table decorations that you get paid to fold.
4. Nobody cares about you or your stupid table decorations.
5. Not only is this ridiculously rude, but it causes his girlfriend to want to punch you in the face, and makes you look desperate and pathetic. Said girlfriend might even pity you, if she wasn't intent on burning holes into your face with her glare.
6. When you finally get up and leave, you should not come back.
7. When you do come back, you should fully expect said guy and his girlfriend to get up and leave.
8. You do not have the right to be offended.
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9. Beware when said girlfriend seems to be destined to be an assassin.
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Haha. Exactly. I'm glad you see my side of things.
sorry but your comments about whoever this said guy is are hysterical. do i know him?
mo
I believe she is referring to another girl this time
This totally goes the other way too.
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